Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask

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snake-face-mask.gifThis Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask is so intensely be-featured and spec-heavy - with its warmth, water resistance, large size, and more, so much more - that certain misconceptions have arisen about features it does not actually have. So in the interest of helping consumers make good buying decisions (aside to my manager: please note this on my next performance review), please be advised that this Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask does not include:

Decioctophonic 18-channel surround sound
GPS for cats
A sock warmer
A keyboard made of a light, fluffy vegan egg substitute called N'Egg
Durable steel and rubber casters for easy rolling over smooth surfaces
Fun, jazzy Mardi Gras-themed decorative details



  • Water resistant
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth