Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask

$12.50

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Features

snake-face-mask.gifThis Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask is so intensely be-featured and spec-heavy - with its warmth, water resistance, large size, and more, so much more - that certain misconceptions have arisen about features it does not actually have. So in the interest of helping consumers make good buying decisions (aside to my manager: please note this on my next performance review), please be advised that this Snake Face Neoprene Face Mask does not include:

Decioctophonic 18-channel surround sound
GPS for cats
A sock warmer
A keyboard made of a light, fluffy vegan egg substitute called N'Egg
Holo-Clippy
Durable steel and rubber casters for easy rolling over smooth surfaces
Fun, jazzy Mardi Gras-themed decorative details
"Enhance"

 

 

Details

Global Trade Item Number
690443888695
Manufacturer Part Number
FMT25
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li>Water resistant</li>
<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Velcro closure</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Climate Protection</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>
</ul>
Width
1.00
Height
1.00
Depth
1.00