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Titanic Face Neoprene Face Mask

  • Titanic Face Mask
  • Titanic Face Mask
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  • Titanic Face Mask
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  • Water resistant
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
Price:
$12.50
Current Stock:
20


Product Description

Titanic-face-mask.gifWe have decided to name this new neoprene face mask the Titantic Face Mask.  Do you know why?  Just so we can make some tastless Titanic Jokes!  Here we go:

* What was the last thing anyone said on the Titanic? 'I know I ordered ice but this is ridiculous!'

* What sort of cake do they have for desert on the Titanic? Upside-down cake!

* What goes down well with ice? The Titanic!

* What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway!

* The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp. That's unthinkable!

* On the Titanic the captain calls a meeting of his officers: 
'I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?' 
'The good news', replies an officer. 
'We'll get eleven Oscars.'

* Titanic was about to sink. 
Passenger: How far are we from land? 
Captain: Two miles... 
Passenger: which direction? 
Captain: Down

* So there were some good things that came out of the Titanic sinking: 
According to the news, the last survivor was fond of saying: 'If it hadn't been for the ship going down, I'd be an American'.

*Sign seen in an office: The difference between this place and the Titanic is.... they had a band!

*Management consultant to crewmember - 
Consultant: To confirm, are we short of lifebelts or lifeboats? 
Crewmember: Both, Sir. 
Consultant. Excellent, we've made savings across the board.