Titanic Face Neoprene Face Mask$12.50
We have decided to name this new neoprene face mask the Titantic Face Mask. Do you know why? Just so we can make some tastless Titanic Jokes! Here we go:
* What was the last thing anyone said on the Titanic? 'I know I ordered ice but this is ridiculous!'
* What sort of cake do they have for desert on the Titanic? Upside-down cake!
* What goes down well with ice? The Titanic!
* What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway!
* The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp. That's unthinkable!
* On the Titanic the captain calls a meeting of his officers:
'I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?'
'The good news', replies an officer.
'We'll get eleven Oscars.'
* Titanic was about to sink.
Passenger: How far are we from land?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: which direction?
* So there were some good things that came out of the Titanic sinking:
According to the news, the last survivor was fond of saying: 'If it hadn't been for the ship going down, I'd be an American'.
*Sign seen in an office: The difference between this place and the Titanic is.... they had a band!
*Management consultant to crewmember -
Consultant: To confirm, are we short of lifebelts or lifeboats?
Crewmember: Both, Sir.
Consultant. Excellent, we've made savings across the board.
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<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>