Titanic Face Neoprene Face Mask

We have decided to name this new neoprene face mask the Titantic Face Mask.  Do you know why?  Just so we can make some tastless Titanic Jokes!  Here we go:

* What was the last thing anyone said on the Titanic? 'I know I ordered ice but this is ridiculous!'

* What sort of cake do they have for desert on the Titanic? Upside-down cake!

* What goes down well with ice? The Titanic!

* What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway!

* The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp. That's unthinkable!

* On the Titanic the captain calls a meeting of his officers: 
'I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?' 
'The good news', replies an officer. 
'We'll get eleven Oscars.'

* Titanic was about to sink. 
Passenger: How far are we from land? 
Captain: Two miles... 
Passenger: which direction? 
Captain: Down

* So there were some good things that came out of the Titanic sinking: 
According to the news, the last survivor was fond of saying: 'If it hadn't been for the ship going down, I'd be an American'.

*Sign seen in an office: The difference between this place and the Titanic is.... they had a band!

*Management consultant to crewmember - 
Consultant: To confirm, are we short of lifebelts or lifeboats? 
Crewmember: Both, Sir. 
Consultant. Excellent, we've made savings across the board.