Tiger Neoprene Face Mask

$10.00
We are well aware that Tiger can bread with Lions to create Ligers, however Tigers cannot bread with ... Read More

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We are well aware that Tiger can bread with Lions to create Ligers, however Tigers cannot bread with humans to create Higers, that would just be silly. However San Diego Computer Programmer Dennis Smith otherwise known as “Cat-man” is a very silly man he has already spend over $200,000 getting Tiger-style tattoo’s all over his body and now wants to get a fur graft which is expected to be an another $100,000. Mr Smith is not an amazing human tiger hybrid he is just a big big dork, in fact he is this weeks Dork of the Week!

Dennis, If you want to be a tiger all you need to do is purchase this Tiger Neoprene Face Mask. It is only $10. That is only .01% of what you have already spent. Think about this Dennis; this Tiger Neoprene Face Mask has full coverage of the face and ears. The stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Best yet, the tiger patterns are reversible to solid black material in case you change your mind and decide to become a panther.

Tiger Face Mask

Details

Global Trade Item Number
6.90444E+11
Manufacturer Part Number
FMD12
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li>Water resistant</li>

<li>Model: WNFM014</li>
<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Velcro closure</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Climate Protection</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>
</ul>
Width
1.00
Height
1.00
Depth
1.00