Skelectric Balaclava

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It's not easy being Skelectric.

Wouldn't it be a hoot if we found out that Skelectrics are to humans what those hairless cats are to their fluffier compatriots? And, as it were, they're not gearing up to melt your brain, they're just shivering from the cold!

Sure, they have some of the more annoying cat traits, like how they run away from perfectly nice strangers who just want to say hello, and make that hacking noise just before they cough up some organic matter we haven't discovered yet.

But isn't it encouraging to know that, contrary to how their story has been played out in the media, Skelectrics don't want to probe us? They want to LOVE us. And that's good enough for me.

  • Skelectric Balaclava
  • Nylon
  • Fits snugly under helmets
  • Withstands extreme weather conditions
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Lightweight and form fitting