Neoprene Face Masks

Give the gift that says “I don’t really know you, but I assume everyone likes the color black.” Some people are easy to buy for. Then there’s the other kind. The name you drew in your office Secret Santa pool. Your kid’s...

The following is a list of assassins that got caught because they did not wear a Assassin Neoprene Face Mask. John Wilkes Booth - assassin of Abraham Lincoln (April 15, 1865), 16th President of the United States. Charles J. Guiteau - assassin of James A...

Some Neoprene Face Masks spend their whole lives happily protecting your face without a care in the world, like our friend Mr. Marine Corps Half Neoprene Face Mask here. Look at his Marine Corps Half Neoprene Face Mask with his dress blues on ...

Understatement of the year: the Fang Face Neoprene Face Mask needs braces. But braces cost on average about $5000 and we are far to cheap to pay for it.  Just do the math, we get Fang Face Neoprene Face Masks in bunches of 100 so the cost...

When you ride your motorcycle with this new 2012 glow in the dark skull head neoprene face mask people might say, “That bonehead is heading in the wrong direction!” Get it, bonehead…because it’s a skull.  And it...

This is my Half Face Digital Marine Corps Face Mask. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Half Face Digital Marine Corps Face Mask is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Half Face Digital Marine Corps...

This guy goes to a bar wearing a Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are...

Safety? On a motorcycle!? You've got to be joking. Have you ever seen a test dummy on a motorcycle? Or, should I ask, come off of a motorcycle? Imagine the looks you will receive as you drive down the street with this crash test dummy neoprene face...

People frequently react to tattoos with “what is that going to look like when you’re old and saggy?!” In fact, that line of reasoning was my mom’s weapon of choice against any given ill-conceived teenage desire. “You want a...

Why buy something when you can build your own version of it? Sure, it might be more convenient to purchase a neoprene face mask that is already designed out of the box, but that wouldn't be nearly as satisfying as designing your own!   Designing a...

Want to rob a bank? This Black Neoprene Face Mask won’t stop a security guards bullet, but it will keep you warm if you are robbing the bank in Alaska. Let’s do the pros and cons of wearing this Black Neoprene Face Mask into your local bank: ...

We don't get to say this much, but the Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask is MADE IN THE USA. I know I shouted, but this Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask is made and printed in the USA. We are just so proud. It seems like nothing is made in America anymore.....