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Neoprene Face Masks

Neoprene Face Masks

  • Black Half Neoprene Face Mask

    Black Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.00
    Give the gift that says “I don’t really know you, but I assume everyone likes the color black.” Some people are easy to buy for. Then there’s the other kind. The name you drew in your office Secret Santa pool. Your kid’s...
  • Assassin Neoprene Face Mask Assassin Face Mask

    Assassin Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    The following is a list of assassins that got caught because they did not wear a Assassin Neoprene Face Mask. John Wilkes Booth - assassin of Abraham Lincoln (April 15, 1865), 16th President of the United States. Charles J. Guiteau - assassin of James A...
  • Marine Corps Face Mask

    Marine Corps Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    Some Neoprene Face Masks spend their whole lives happily protecting your face without a care in the world, like our friend Mr. Marine Corps Half Neoprene Face Mask here. Look at his Marine Corps Half Neoprene Face Mask with his dress blues on ...
  • EGA Face Mask EGA Face Mask

    USMC MARPAT & USMC Logo Half Face Mask

    $12.00
    This is my Half Face Digital Marine Corps Face Mask. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Half Face Digital Marine Corps Face Mask is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Half Face Digital Marine Corps...
  • Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask Side

    Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    This guy goes to a bar wearing a Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are...
  • Crash Dummy Neoprene Face Mask Crash Dummy Neoprene Face Mask Side

    Crash Dummy Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    Safety? On a motorcycle!? You've got to be joking. Have you ever seen a test dummy on a motorcycle? Or, should I ask, come off of a motorcycle? Imagine the looks you will receive as you drive down the street with this crash test dummy neoprene face...
  • Rebel Flag Neoprene Face Mask Rebel Flag Neoprene Face Mask

    Rebel Flag Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    People frequently react to tattoos with “what is that going to look like when you’re old and saggy?!” In fact, that line of reasoning was my mom’s weapon of choice against any given ill-conceived teenage desire. “You want a...
  • custom ski mask

    Custom Neoprene Face Mask

    $14.99
    Why buy something when you can build your own version of it? Sure, it might be more convenient to purchase a neoprene face mask that is already designed out of the box, but that wouldn't be nearly as satisfying as designing your own!   Designing a...
  • Black Neoprene Face Mask

    Black Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    Want to rob a bank? This Black Neoprene Face Mask won’t stop a security guards bullet, but it will keep you warm if you are robbing the bank in Alaska. Let’s do the pros and cons of wearing this Black Neoprene Face Mask into your local bank: ...
  • Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask

    Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    We don't get to say this much, but the Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask is MADE IN THE USA. I know I shouted, but this Marine Corps Neoprene Face Mask is made and printed in the USA. We are just so proud. It seems like nothing is made in America anymore.....
  • Rose Neoprene Half  Face Mask

    Rose Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.50
    Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Romeo: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that...