Neoprene Face Masks

Neoprene Face Masks

  • Assassin Neoprene Face Mask Assassin Face Mask

    Assassin Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    The following is a list of assassins that got caught because they did not wear a Assassin Neoprene Face Mask. John Wilkes Booth - assassin of Abraham Lincoln (April 15, 1865), 16th President of the United States. Charles J. Guiteau - assassin of James A...
  • Fang Face Neoprene Face Mask

    Fang Face Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    Understatement of the year: the Fang Face Neoprene Face Mask needs braces. But braces cost on average about $5000 and we are far to cheap to pay for it.  Just do the math, we get Fang Face Neoprene Face Masks in bunches of 100 so the cost...
  • 1/2 Skull Face Mask

    Half Skull Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    O.J. Simpson has a lot of time on his hands and he's putting it to good use -- he's in the best shape of his post-murder football life. The Juice is dropping the lbs, lifting weights, and, for good measure, designed this Black & White 1/2 Skull...
  • Black Half Neoprene Face Mask

    Black Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.00
    Give the gift that says “I don’t really know you, but I assume everyone likes the color black.” Some people are easy to buy for. Then there’s the other kind. The name you drew in your office Secret Santa pool. Your kid’s...
  • Half Glow in the Dark Skull Neoprene Face Mask Half Glow in the Dark Skull Neoprene Face Mask Front

    Glow in the Dark Skull Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.00
    Because I could not stop for Death,He kindly stopped for me;The carriage held but just ourselvesAnd Immortality.We slowly drove, he knew no haste,And I had put awayMy labor, and my leisure too,For his civility.We passed the school where children...
  • Voodoo King Neoprene Face Mask Voodoo King Neoprene Face Masks

    Voodoo King Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    Let's make a long story short. We imported 1000 of these masks for one customer. That customer (Hot Topic) refused shipment and sent them all back because it took too long to arrive. Now we understand why South Park makes fun of them so much.   We...
  • Skullmouth Half Neoprene Face Mask Skullmouth Half Neoprene Face Mask

    Skullmouth Half Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    One of our very favorite things (besides burritos) is making another new neoprene face mask. Ladies and Gentlemen (like any of our customers are ladies or gentleman) I introduce to you skull neoprene face mask #5239. Oh, you say that we have not had...
  • Silver Hard Skull Face Mask

    Silver Hard Skull Face Mask

    $9.99
    If you haven't smelled Baghdad in the heat of summer then consider yourself lucky, my friend. Upon moving(shipping) back to Baghdad, a good friend of Iron Horse Helmets once said, "I forgot just how much this city smells like hot garbage. Which is a lot...
  • Black Paisley NeoDanna on Man

    Black Paisley NeoDanna

    $10.00
    “Hold your noise!” cried a terrible voice. I could scarcely breathe as his cold fingers wrapped about my cheek, his tiny knife pressed against my innocent throat. It seemed a foolish thing but I dared not laugh. On his leg a great iron told...
  • Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask Side

    Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.00
    This guy goes to a bar wearing a Evil Clown Neoprene Face Mask that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are...
  • Half Chrome Skull Neoprene Face Mask 1/2 Chrome Skull Neoprene Face Mask

    Chrome Skull Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.00
    Stare hard enough at the fabric of night,    and if you're predisposed to dark—let’s say    the window you’ve picked is a black postage stamp you spend hours at, sleepless, drinking gin after the I...