Purple Paisley Neoprene Half Face Mask

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half-purple-paisley-neoprene-face-maskAs a straight white man, I've got it pretty good. Nobody has much of a prejudice about me, there are no hurdles I must overcome if I wish to succeed. Everything's pretty hunky-dorey over here. I only ask for one thing...

Can we please have Paisleys back? I know, I know, they have been a symbol of gay rights for decades, and I think that's great. And we should definitely find a replacement symbol for that cause. It's just that it's a little unfair that the rest of us aren't allowed to use Paisley, don't you think?

Let's be clear: Paisley are great. Name something that wouldn't look better with a Paisley on a tie. A centaur? Yup. A beautiful woman? YES. A smaller Paisley? You betcha. Why does it have to be a "thing" every time I wear a Paisley on my pants ? I JUST LIKE PAISLEYS.

We straight white men haven't asked for a lot lately. It's been give-give-give with us. So please, gay community, do us a solid and give us back Paisleys. We'll let you marry or something -- promise.

  • Neoprene material is wind and water resistant
  • Works great under a helmet, goggles or alone
  • Hook and loop closure is adjustable
  • One size fits most
  • Reversible to solid black side
  • Water resistant
  • Model: WNFM162H
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth

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