German Flat Matte Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

$30.00
Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not ... Read More

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Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not just as the novelty motorcycle helmet.

 

I get so sick of people at school asking me if I am DOT approved. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can't be DOT like other motorcycle helmets. So what if I can't? Just because I don't have that bulky padding and foam, does that mean I don't have feelings?

 

Why can't they just accept me as I am, diary – quick release, flat finish and all? The DOT German and I both have a fiberglass shell. We both have steel rivets. We both have nylon straps Y-straps.

 

But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything DOT says I should be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody'll need a motorcycle helmet that fits and looks great – and then this lowly Novelty German Motorcycle Helmet will show that DOT lady that she's not so great. Someday, diary. Someday

 

This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.

 

  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • German styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Matt Black Finish


This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.

 

German motorcycle helmet

Details

Manufacturer Part Number
103-020
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li>Certification: NOVELTY<br>
</li>
<li>Model #: 103-020<br>
</li>
<li>Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL<br>
</li>
<li>Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs<br>
</li>
<li>Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in<br>
</li>
<li>Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in<br>
</li>
<li>Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in</li>
</ul>
Width
9.00
Height
9.00
Depth
11.00