German Flat Matte Novelty Motorcycle Helmet
Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not just as the novelty motorcycle helmet.
I get so sick of people at school asking me if I am DOT approved. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can't be DOT like other motorcycle helmets. So what if I can't? Just because I don't have that bulky padding and foam, does that mean I don't have feelings?
Why can't they just accept me as I am, diary – quick release, flat finish and all? The DOT German and I both have a fiberglass shell. We both have steel rivets. We both have nylon straps Y-straps.
But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything DOT says I should be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody'll need a motorcycle helmet that fits and looks great – and then this lowly Novelty German Motorcycle Helmet will show that DOT lady that she's not so great. Someday, diary. Someday
This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.
- Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
- German styling
- Quick Release closure
- One-year warranty
- Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
- Steel Rivets
- Matt Black Finish
This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.
- Certification: NOVELTY
- Model #: 103-020
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs
- Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in
- Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in
- Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in