German Flat Matte Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

$38.00 - $48.00


Dear Diary: sometimes I wish people would see me as the German Motorcycle Helmet that I am, and not just as the novelty motorcycle helmet.


I get so sick of people at school asking me if I am DOT approved. And just today, my own grandma asked me why I can't be DOT like other motorcycle helmets. So what if I can't? Just because I don't have that bulky padding and foam, does that mean I don't have feelings?


Why can't they just accept me as I am, diary – quick release, flat finish and all? The DOT German and I both have a fiberglass shell. We both have steel rivets. We both have nylon straps Y-straps.


But no. Everybody always wants to compare, to tear me down for not being everything DOT says I should be. But just you wait, diary. Someday somebody'll need a motorcycle helmet that fits and looks great – and then this lowly Novelty German Motorcycle Helmet will show that DOT lady that she's not so great. Someday, diary. Someday


This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.


  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • German styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Matt Black Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.


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Warranty Information

  • Certification: NOVELTY
  • Model #: 103-020
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
  • Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs
  • Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in
  • Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in
  • Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in
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