BoneYard Pink Polo Jockey Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

$50.00

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting ... Read More

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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma.

My name is German BoneYard Pink and I am a motorcycle helmet with class and style. How dare she disrespect me and think I could go by any other name. She obviously does not know the vengeance that I carry with my pink jockey skull style.

Does Emma have a fiberglass shell? Does Emma have Steel Rivets? Does Emma have strong nylon strapping? I bet not. I bet Emma is one of those fat DOT Motorcycle Helmets without the extra thin .44 cm padding.

I assume his brothers girlfriend was named Emma, and she is confused as to which of her children was bringing someone over to meet them.

 

  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • Jockey/Polo styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Gloss Pink BoneYard Finish

 

This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.

Pink Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

Details

Manufacturer Part Number
102-100
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li> <strong>Certification:</strong> NOVELTY<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Sizes:</strong> XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Weight:</strong> 554g, 1.35bs<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Side to Side Length:</strong> 19cm, 7.9in<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Front to Back Length:</strong> 27cm, 10.6in<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Padding Thickness:</strong> .3cm, .16in </li>
</ul>
Width
9.00
Height
9.00
Depth
11.00