BoneYard Pink Polo Jockey Novelty Motorcycle Helmet$50.00
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting ... Read More
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma.
My name is German BoneYard Pink and I am a motorcycle helmet with class and style. How dare she disrespect me and think I could go by any other name. She obviously does not know the vengeance that I carry with my pink jockey skull style.
Does Emma have a fiberglass shell? Does Emma have Steel Rivets? Does Emma have strong nylon strapping? I bet not. I bet Emma is one of those fat DOT Motorcycle Helmets without the extra thin .44 cm padding.
I assume his brothers girlfriend was named Emma, and she is confused as to which of her children was bringing someone over to meet them.
Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
Quick Release closure
Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
Gloss Pink BoneYard Finish
This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.
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<li> <strong>Certification:</strong> NOVELTY<br>
<li><strong>Sizes:</strong> XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL<br>
<li><strong>Weight:</strong> 554g, 1.35bs<br>
<li><strong>Side to Side Length:</strong> 19cm, 7.9in<br>
<li><strong>Front to Back Length:</strong> 27cm, 10.6in<br>
<li><strong>Padding Thickness:</strong> .3cm, .16in </li>