Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma.
My name is German BoneYard Pink and I am a motorcycle helmet with class and style. How dare she disrespect me and think I could go by any other name. She obviously does not know the vengeance that I carry with my pink jockey skull style.
Does Emma have a fiberglass shell? Does Emma have Steel Rivets? Does Emma have strong nylon strapping? I bet not. I bet Emma is one of those fat DOT Motorcycle Helmets without the extra thin .44 cm padding.
I assume his brothers girlfriend was named Emma, and she is confused as to which of her children was bringing someone over to meet them.
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Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
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Jockey/Polo styling
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Quick Release closure
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One-year warranty
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Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
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Steel Rivets
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Gloss Pink BoneYard Finish
This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.
- Certification: NOVELTY
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 554g, 1.35bs
- Side to Side Length: 19cm, 7.9in
- Front to Back Length: 27cm, 10.6in
- Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in
