Well, kids, I’m afraid Christmas may be canceled this year.
We should’ve bought more durable presents.

I’m really sorry guys, but it looks like all our presents were destroyed in the simultaneous tornado-earthquake-mudslide. I swear, sometimes I think this kind of stuff only happens to the Job household. Anyway, the only thing that made it through was our Boneyard Red Motorcycle Helmet, and it’s not much of a present.

I mean, it’s got a nylon straps and D-rings, but how much fun is that? I guess we could try to count all the skulls on the Boneyard red paint job if we wanted, but really, does that matter right now? Does it matter until we find a new house? Sure it’s got steel rivets, a fiberglass shell, and superior strength, but from now on we don't even have a motorcycle. This motorcycle helmet is a luxury we do not need.

Maybe we do need it. Think of it. We can use the extra strong fiberglass shell to crack nuts open.We can use the concave design to carry water to and fro. We can use the high gloss finish as a mirror. This might be the best Christmas ever.

Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
Traditional styling
D-ring closure
One-year warranty
Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
Sun visor
High Gloss finish
Shorty Visor

Motorcycle Helmet Visors are also available for all Shorty Series Motorcycle Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.

Available in all sizes XS-XXL.

Adult	Hat Size	Inches	CM
XS S M L XL XXL	6-5/8 - 6-3/4 6-7/8 - 7 7-1/8 - 7-1/4 7-3/8 - 7-3/4 7-5/8 - 7-7/8 7-7/8 - 8	20-87 - 21.26 in. 21.27 - 22.05 in. 22.06 - 22.83 in. 22.84 - 23.62 in. 23.63 - 24.41 in. 24.42 - 25.20 in.	53-54cm 55-56 cm 57-58 cm 59-60 cm 61-62 cm 63-64 cm