Hey, Bill. Heard you finally found a job! How’s it working out?

The new job? I, uh, I don’t really like to talk about it.

It’s fine, I guess. It’s more money and better benefits than my last gig, anyway. In a way, I guess I’m pretty lucky to have gotten it, especially in this economy and with that stupid theater degree of mine. I just thought it’d be different than what it is. I guess maybe I should’ve asked more questions during the interview process. I just figured when the ad said I’d be helping to test motorcycle helmets  it meant more “traditional” motorcycle helmets..

I mean, sure, I knew what they do at Iron Horse Helmet. I’m not stupid. I figured I’d see some pretty crazy stuff, but this… It’s just really stressful. And I keep thinking I’ll just get used to it, but the adjustment to having slam my head into a wall day after day is pretty severe. The high gloss paint job doesn’t exactly instill me with confidence, either. Every time they bring in a new DOT motorcycle helmet to test, I just keep thinking “Please give me Advil. Please give me Advil. Please give me Advil”. I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’ve slept more than an hour at a time since I started. All I hear is this awful bang in my nightmares.

Quit? No way, man, I can’t quit. It was hard enough finding THIS job, much less any other. I promised the wife we’d try to get pregnant this year, too, and there’s no way we can do that with me unemployed. It’ll be fine. If I stick with it and do my best, maybe I can move up to testing motorcycle helmets on a motorcycle. I hear those guys live the sweet life.

Shorty shields are also available for all Shorty Series Motorcycle Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Traditional styling
• D-ring closure
• One-year warranty
• Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Sun visor
• High Gloss finish
• Helmet Visor

Available in all sizes XS-XXL.

Adult Hat Size Inches CM XS S M L XL XXL 6-5/8 - 6-3/4 6-7/8 - 7 7-1/8 - 7-1/4 7-3/8 - 7-3/4 7-5/8 - 7-7/8 7-7/8 - 8 20-87 - 21.26 in. 21.27 - 22.05 in. 22.06 - 22.83 in. 22.84 - 23.62 in. 23.63 - 24.41 in. 24.42 - 25.20 in. 53-54cm 55-56 cm 57-58 cm 59-60 cm 61-62 cm 63-64 cm