DOT Bone Yard Black Shorty Motorcycle Helmet

$65.00 - $75.00
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Hey, Bill. Heard you finally found a job! How’s it working out?

The new job? I, uh, I don’t really like to talk about it.

It’s fine, I guess. It’s more money and better benefits than my last gig, anyway. In a way, I guess I’m pretty lucky to have gotten it, especially in this economy and with that stupid theater degree of mine. I just thought it’d be different than what it is. I guess maybe I should’ve asked more questions during the interview process. I just figured when the ad said I’d be helping to test motorcycle helmets  it meant more “traditional” motorcycle helmets..

I mean, sure, I knew what they do at Iron Horse Helmet. I’m not stupid. I figured I’d see some pretty crazy stuff, but this… It’s just really stressful. And I keep thinking I’ll just get used to it, but the adjustment to having slam my head into a wall day after day is pretty severe. The high gloss paint job doesn’t exactly instill me with confidence, either. Every time they bring in a new DOT motorcycle helmet to test, I just keep thinking “Please give me Advil. Please give me Advil. Please give me Advil”. I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’ve slept more than an hour at a time since I started. All I hear is this awful bang in my nightmares.

Quit? No way, man, I can’t quit. It was hard enough finding THIS job, much less any other. I promised the wife we’d try to get pregnant this year, too, and there’s no way we can do that with me unemployed. It’ll be fine. If I stick with it and do my best, maybe I can move up to testing motorcycle helmets on a motorcycle. I hear those guys live the sweet life.

Shorty shields are also available for all Shorty Series Motorcycle Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.

  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • Traditional styling
  • D-ring closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Sun visor
  • High Gloss finish
  • Helmet Visor

Available in all sizes XS-XXL.

Adult Hat Size Inches CM
6-5/8 - 6-3/4
6-7/8 - 7
7-1/8 - 7-1/4
7-3/8 - 7-3/4
7-5/8 - 7-7/8
7-7/8 - 8
20-87 - 21.26 in.
21.27 - 22.05 in.
22.06 - 22.83 in.
22.84 - 23.62 in.
23.63 - 24.41 in.
24.42 - 25.20 in.
55-56 cm
57-58 cm
59-60 cm
61-62 cm
63-64 cm

New Motorcycle Helmet

  • Certification: DOT
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
  • Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs
  • Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in
  • Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in
  • Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in

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