You guys wanted this, right? Like, that’s what you were trying to tell us when you posted to the forums and on our Facebook wall saying, “Great, another Face Mask,” right? You were saying you wanted more of them, correct?
Well, we sure hope so! Because we’ve already cleared out the warehouse and filled it with NOTHING. BUT. Face Masks. And we’re not talking about a whole bunch of different kinds of Face Masks either. No, it’s all Zan Face Masks, all the time! So get ready world! Because it’s a whole new Iron Horse Face Masks!
And if you guys think you’re excited, you should see the looks on the faces of us writers! Because if there’s one kind of product we never run out of ideas for, it’s Neoprene Face Masks. To give you just a taste of what you’re in for, take a gander at this hilarious writeup told from the perspective of a high school principal whose high school is actually on a boat:
“Wow, this Pinstripe Neoprene Face Mask really helps me keep my school afloat!”
And that’s actually all we have written so far. But hey, whatever! Newark wasn’t built in a day, right? We’ve all got a lot of work ahead of us, but if we all do our part, we could really make something beautiful here.
So rejoice, Iron Horse Helmetscommunity! Today is your day! Today is the day we finally listened and gave you just what you wanted!