Classic Iron Horse Helmets T-Shirt
Dear Iron Horse Helmet:
How dare you ask me to turn my body into an advertisement for your crappy company – and pay for the privilege?
You think I’m such a sucker that I’m going to hand you my hard-earned cash for the right to plug your stupid web sites? Oh, wow, I get my choice of 3 colors printed on the same high-quality shirts– that’s like giving slaves the right to choose the color of the whip.
So what if your real location is not actually on the t-shirt anywhere? So what if the only people who will even know that it’s a Iron Horse Helmets shirt will be people who are already Iron Horse Helmets fans? So what if it might as well be “advertising” the horse itself? It’s still, uh, like, commercialism and, uh, stuff.
Gildan 100% preshrunk heavyweight 6.1oz cotton Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Taped neck and shoulders, double needle throughout.