I never know when it’s going to happen. One minute, I’m mowing my lawn or shopping for new socks; the next, I’m running through the rice paddies, under fire from Viet Cong snipers.
The heat. The flies. The muzzle flashes in the trees, the bullets zinging into the mud. Feeling the rifle sights crawling all over me, knowing Charlie’s eye is looking down the other end. The mud grabs at my boots, slows me down. Even the soil itself is VC. To my right Seattle Steve’s running along with me, then PYANNNG! He falls. I step over his helmet as it splashes into a paddy. I want to scream, I want to cry, but all I can do is run, run, run for cover…
What? No, I was never in the military. I’d have to cut off my ponytail, I look terrible in green, and I’m not really a morning person. No, I’ve just spent way too much time wearing this 1/2 Woodland Camo Neoprene Face Mask.
This 1/2 Woodland Camouflage Neoprene facemask gives you glorious glut of glory and guts, wear it when you liberated Grenada.
Neoprene face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Camouflage patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.