I'm Only Speeding Cause I Have To Poop Shirt



im-only-speeding-because-i-really-have-to-poop.gifWho has not told a cop, "I'm Only Speeding cause I have to POOP?"  But, has it ever worked?  Not for me, but maybe this cool T-shirt will stop the pig from pulling you over in the first place.


These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. I'm Only Speeding cause I have to POOP is boldly printed across the front or back of the tee....You can choose at checkout.


Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!



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  • 100% Cotton

  • 6.1 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton

  • Direct to garment printed

  • Generous Fit

  • Available in all sizes XS-XXXL

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