Spiked German Flat Black Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

$55.00
here once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon ... Read More

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here once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"

So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears in the forest turned into females.

The rabbit said: "I wish I had a German Flat with Chrome Metal Spike Motorcycle Helmet." Rabbit gets the Spiked German Flat Black Motorcycle Helmet and the bear looks at him funny.

The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females." The wish was granted.

The rabbit says, "I wish I had a motorcycle." By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.

The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female." The wish is granted.

When it's the rabbit's turn to wish, he puts on his German Flat Black Motorcycle Helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: "I wish that bear is gay."

 

  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • German Styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Metal Spike

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.

GERMAN FLAT NOVELTY MOTORCYCLE HELMET WITH SPIKET

Details

Manufacturer Part Number
103-190
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li> <strong>Certification:</strong> NOVELTY<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Sizes:</strong> XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Weight:</strong> 624g, 1.6lbs<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Side to Side Length:</strong> 23cm, 9.1in<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Front to Back Length:</strong> 28cm, 11in<br>
</li>
<li><strong>Padding Thickness:</strong> .3cm, .16in </li>
</ul>
Width
9.00
Height
9.00
Depth
11.00