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Smiley Neoprene Face Mask

  • Smiley Neoprene Face Mask
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  • Smiley Neoprene Face Mask in action
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  • Water resistant
  • Model: WNFM071
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
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Product Description

smiley-neoprene-face-mask.jpgDo you love Smiley Man? Of course you do. He’s Yellow. He’s bald. He was inspired by Freakin Forrest Gump. Now you can own a small piece of this superior being in the form of a neoprene face mask that will make your wettest dreams come true. Are you distracted by yellow things? ME TOO! That’s why we sell them.. Now I’m sharing the wealth, because I’m a giver when the price is right. This is a brand new neoprene face masks...It has not been worn by Tom Hanks and never had and actual mud on it. AND. IT. IS. GORGEOUS. Too gorgeous for my eyes to feast upon much longer. Love getting stoned? This is your new favorite neoprene face mask! Stare at it for countless hours while pondering the mystic synopsis of Forrest Gump! Oh, you hate drugs? Tom Hanks does, too! You know why? Because he LOVES the kids. Even the mentally handicapped children! Go ahead and Google it, I just did. Listen, you don’t have to purchase this mask. Hell, you don’t have to get laid. But don’t you want to? Point is, this neoprene mask can do that for you and much more. I’d be lying if I told you owning this face mask isn't the sole reason my girlfriend told me I can put it anywhere I want and hold the remote simultaneously. I know what you’re thinking. Do I really want to spend so much money on a neoprene face mask? JUST DO IT! Make me an offer I can’t refuse and if I refuse it, at least you got to read my ridiculously cliché ad.

  • Neoprene material is wind and water resistant
  • Works great under a helmet, goggles or alone
  • Hook and loop closure is adjustable
  • One size fits most
  • Reversible to solid black side

Product Videos

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