Description
Iran today announced successful testing of what it calls the world’s first bird flu based weapons system.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, acknowledging that his nation’s campaign to develop nuclear weapons has ruffled feathers internationally, said Iran would abandon nukes in favor of bird flu bombs, which he claimed are just as effective and far less expensive.
"Cheap, cheap, cheap," said Ahmadinejad, who made the announcement wearing an Orange/Black Face Mask. "You just take some avian flu — only the finest H5N1 strain of course — swab it onto the tip of a missile and, kablooey, a million dead infidels."
Ahmadinejads face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. One size fits most.
Warranty Information
- Not Water resistant
- Model: WNFM008H
- Reversible to solid black material
- Pull Over
- Wearable with goggles
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
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