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  • Bowie Neoprene Face Mask We stole this idea from you Mr. David Bowie.

    Starman Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    We dedicate this Neoprene Face Mask to our British friend David Bowie. We forgive you for that horrible video you made with Mick. Goodbye love Didn't know what time it was the lights were low oh how I leaned back on my radio oh oh Some cat was layin'...
  • Skull Mask Balaclava

    Skull Mask Balaclava

    $12.50
    Joan of Arc, the peasant girl who helped lead resistance to the English in the Hundred Years’ War, is today the patron saint of France and a bona fide national heroine, depicted in countless statues, stamps, and oil paintings. She and Napoleon...
  • Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask

    Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    I know, I know. You are wondering: Should I but the Safety Yellow Neoprene Face Mask or this Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask? I really blame the manufacturer for you conundrum. They are smart Chinese people...They should have seen this problem coming...
  • Knight Neoprene Face Mask Knight Neoprene Face Mask

    Knight Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    Buy this Knight Neoprene Face Mask to wear in your next Monty Python play. We have provided you with the lines for your part: Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Arthur: Who are you? Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the...
  • Rebel Flag Neoprene Half  Face Mask

    Rebel Flag Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.99
    Do you want to know how to piss off Hipsters? It is easy. Just manufacturer a 1/2 Rebel Flag Face Mask. It will drive those bearded hippies nuts....They will hate you....They will boycott you...They will tell their mommies on you.   Features...
  • Neoprene Half Face Mask - High Visibility Orange Safety Orange Neoprene Half  Face Mask

    Safety Orange Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    Your face is safe, but is your conscience? Okay, sure: this 1/2 safety orange neoprene face masks is safer, and one size does fit most everyone. But c'mon, let's not overlook the creepy feature here: It's a face mask. Think about it: People wear masks...
  • Neon Skull Neoprene Half Face Mask

    Neon Skull Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    I will be the first to admit it: I have always wanted to offer girls a free mustache ride.  I only have one problem....Well maybe two problems.     Problem #1:  I don't have a mustache and I really can't grow one   Problem...
  • Hockey Neoprene Face Mask hockey neopene face mask

    Hockey Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.50
    Top Ten Funny Hockey Team Names Toothless Wonders Stick Magnets Ugly Pucklings Buekeboom Goes the Dynamite Men with Wood Everyday I'm Byfuglien Multiple Scoregasms I Got Moves Like Jagr The Dekes of Hazard Penalty Box Brawlers Top Ten Women’s...
  • In dog beers I've only had one Shirt In dog beers I've only had one Shirt

    In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Shirt

    $14.99
    Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing...