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  • Rock Ninja Face Mask

    Rock Ninja Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.99
    We don't get to say this much, but our Rock Ninja Neoprene half face mask is MADE IN THE USA. I know I shouted, but this Rock Ninja Neoprene half face mask is made and printed in the USA. We are just so proud. It seems like nothing is made in...
  • Mustache Neoprene Face Mask Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

    Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    Ode to the Half Mustache Neoprene Face Mask I was thinking today as I knocked back some beers, That I’ve now had my mustache for thirty-two years! I grew it in college my diary says, And the last time I shaved it Dick Nixon was Prez! It just...
  • Bowie Neoprene Face Mask We stole this idea from you Mr. David Bowie.

    Starman Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    We dedicate this Neoprene Face Mask to our British friend David Bowie. We forgive you for that horrible video you made with Mick. Goodbye love Didn't know what time it was the lights were low oh how I leaned back on my radio oh oh Some cat was layin'...
  • Fuck Baggers Shirt

    Fuck Baggers Shirt

    $14.99
    Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing...
  • Knight Neoprene Face Mask Knight Neoprene Face Mask

    Knight Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    Buy this Knight Neoprene Face Mask to wear in your next Monty Python play. We have provided you with the lines for your part: Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Arthur: Who are you? Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the...
  • Skull Mask Balaclava

    Skull Mask Balaclava

    $12.50
    Joan of Arc, the peasant girl who helped lead resistance to the English in the Hundred Years’ War, is today the patron saint of France and a bona fide national heroine, depicted in countless statues, stamps, and oil paintings. She and Napoleon...
  • Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask

    Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    I know, I know. You are wondering: Should I but the Safety Yellow Neoprene Face Mask or this Safety Orange Neoprene Face Mask? I really blame the manufacturer for you conundrum. They are smart Chinese people...They should have seen this problem coming...
  • Coyote Tan Neoprene Half  Face Mask

    Coyote Tan Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.99
    Why are we selling such a boring coyote tan face mask?  Because we have been listing to Donald Trump.  We have learned that there are people named coyote's and might need masks.   Look, you should know by now that we are shameless...
  • Heat Ninja Face Mask

    Heat Ninja Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.99
    We don't get to say this much, but our Heat Ninja Neoprene half face mask is MADE IN THE USA. I know I shouted, but this Heat Ninja Neoprene half face mask is made and printed in the USA. We are just so proud. It seems like nothing is made in...