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  • Iron Cross Neoprene Face Mask

    $10.50
    Like all our other neoprene face masks, this sleek, water-resistant softshell sports a secret brilliance for nighttime riding (or walking, or hitchhiking, or horse riding, for that matter): It will keep you warm. The result: You wont get cold...and I...
  • Smiley Neoprene Face Mask Smiley Neoprene Face Mask

    Smiley Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    Do you love Smiley Man? Of course you do. He’s Yellow. He’s bald. He was inspired by Freakin Forrest Gump. Now you can own a small piece of this superior being in the form of a neoprene face mask that will make your wettest dreams come true...
  • Vendetta Neoprene Face Mask Guy Fawkes Neoprene Face Mask

    Guy Fawkes Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    Remember, remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot, I see of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent to blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of...
  • French Mustache Neoprene Face Mask Neoprene Half Face Mask - White with Mustache

    French Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    Ode to the Half Mustache Neoprene Face Mask I was thinking today as I knocked back some beers, That I’ve now had my mustache for thirty-two years! I grew it in college my diary says, And the last time I shaved it Dick Nixon was Prez! It just didn’t...
  • Half Purple Paisley Neoprene Face Mask Half Purple Paisley Neoprene Face Mask

    Purple Paisley Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    As a straight white man, I've got it pretty good. Nobody has much of a prejudice about me, there are no hurdles I must overcome if I wish to succeed. Everything's pretty hunky-dorey over here. I only ask for one thing... Can we please have Paisleys...
  • Rose Neoprene Half  Face Mask

    Rose Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $10.50
    Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Romeo: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that...
  • Walking Dead Face Mask

    Walking Dead Face Mask

    $14.99
    So, 400 face masks is not enough for you?  Well, it is not enough for Ansley Sobel who wrote us asking, " Hi guys, I know you have a lot of masks, but I don't see any Walking Dead Masks on your site.  Go Cats!"Well Ansley, you are right. We are...
  • Goblin Neoprene Face Mask Goblin Neoprene Face Mask

    Goblin Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    You need a Goblin Neoprene Face Mask that matches the rest of your ensemble "OK, I finally have time to pack. Should I bring khakis or my gray slacks?" "I'm not sure what they said about dress code. Let me check the wedding website. Hmmm…" ...
  • Mustache Neoprene Face Mask Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

    Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

    $12.50
    Ode to the Half Mustache Neoprene Face Mask I was thinking today as I knocked back some beers, That I’ve now had my mustache for thirty-two years! I grew it in college my diary says, And the last time I shaved it Dick Nixon was Prez! It just...
  • Bowie Neoprene Face Mask We stole this idea from you Mr. David Bowie.

    Starman Neoprene Face Mask

    $12.50
    We dedicate this Neoprene Face Mask to our British friend David Bowie. We forgive you for that horrible video you made with Mick. Goodbye love Didn't know what time it was the lights were low oh how I leaned back on my radio oh oh Some cat was layin'...
  • Fuck Baggers Shirt

    Fuck Baggers Shirt

    $14.99
    Not afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing...