Neoprene Face Masks

Do you want to know how to piss off Hipsters? It is easy. Just manufacturer a 1/2 Rebel Flag Face Mask. It will drive those bearded hippies nuts....They will hate you....They will boycott you...They will tell their mommies on you.   Features...

This Society Neoprene Face Mask is not limited by any single sport or culture, has no set course and no boundaries. It can or can not be worn by a community of socially aware, youthful minded individuals inspired by the spirit of possibility. The...

For those of you who have been following other news, it saddens me to report that Glen Bell, creator of Taco Bell, died Sunday at the age of 86. No cause of death was mentioned, because honestly, I think we can all figure that one out. Glen Bell was an...

You asked for it, and now we’re giving it to you! Starting today Iron Horse Helmets sells nothing but Face Masks! You guys wanted this, right? Like, that’s what you were trying to tell us when you posted to the forums and on our Facebook...

As a straight white man, I've got it pretty good. Nobody has much of a prejudice about me, there are no hurdles I must overcome if I wish to succeed. Everything's pretty hunky-dorey over here. I only ask for one thing... Can we please have Paisleys...

This bright yellow neoprene face mask was manufactured for safety. But here's the thing, do you think this bright safety yellow neoprene face mask will actually keep you safe? I am not so sure. How is the idiot in the SUV going to see you in this bright...

Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren’t! I mean, look at you. You’re disgusting. How in the world do you get...

I never know when it’s going to happen. One minute, I’m mowing my lawn or shopping for new socks; the next, I’m running through the rice paddies, under fire from Viet Cong snipers. The heat. The flies. The muzzle flashes in the...

Your face is safe, but is your conscience? Okay, sure: this 1/2 safety orange neoprene face masks is safer, and one size does fit most everyone. But c'mon, let's not overlook the creepy feature here: It's a face mask. Think about it: People wear masks...

How many times have you seen a woman with a tattoo of a butterfly? 1000, 2000, 3000 times. ladies...It is getting old. Why go through all that pain when you can simply buy this beautiful butterfly neoprene face mask? Look how many bright colors are on...

No honey, I’m not mad that you got caught wearing this Tribal Skull Neoprene Face Mask at school. I want to be mad, but I just can’t be. That would be hypocritical. You see, when I was just a little brat like you, I also wore a Tribal Skull...

There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $100,000 you too may become a bad ass. This Spider Neoprene Face Mask is not just a Neoprene Face Mask,...