NeoDanna

Please, someone call the fire department! My NeoDanna has burst into flames! Oh, the humanity! I can’t believe my new NeoDanna is gone! What? Yes, I did say flames. Why? And why aren’t you helping me put it out? What do you mean,...

I’ve Been With A Lot Of Different NeoDannas But those other NeoDannas meant nothing to me, Pink Paisley NeoDanna. I knew the moment your neoprene section covered my cheeks, nose & mouth, while your bandanna was easily adjusted with a Velcro...

This Lady Skull NeoDanna is made with Neoprene. Neo, meaning new. Preen, meaning to groom or otherwise prettify. Put these two together, and you’ve got Neoprene, the magic material that makes anything look good. We’re pretty sure that this...

They say that to keep a relationship working, you must kindle that spark. We can’t help with the Kindle, but here’s a Flame NeoDanna. Just think. Just think! With a slightly better marketing department, the Flame NeoDanna might have been the...

HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today’s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade...

With all the questionable government useful and appropriate surveillance of internet traffic in the news lately, we've picked an "Glow in the Dark Vintage Tattoo Neodanna" theme for this one. Is our society turning into a...

Oh, uh, hey, little guy… bad dream, huh? OK, you can get into bed with me and Mommy. Don’t worry, buddy. It’s OK. You’re here with Mommy and Daddy. Nothing to be afraid of. Everything’s OK. Good thing we’ve got a nice...

When living in the wild, camouflage is a necessary tool.   Some animals camouflage themselves as librarians. Other animals camouflage themselves as automobiles.   Some animals camouflage themselves as refrigerators. Other animals camouflage...

These days, seems like most everyone's growing beards, talking beards, or brushing beer, at least among our beard-happy friends. So, we thought that making a neodanna for people who want beards and can't grow them sounded like a good idea. The Beard...

4 theories concerning the disappearance of Amelia Earhart:   1. She crash-landed on a remote island, where she was captured by the Japanese and forced to design this Glow in the Dark Tux Neodanna.   2. Her plane was hijacked by a...

Kids, I have a wonderful surprise!  Remember how you wanted to go to Disney Land?  Well put that thought away because we can't afford it. But instead, you guys can play this Disney Skull & Vine NeoDanna!  Okay, quit crying like that...

Pretty much everyone at this point knows and accepts that the internet is a Geiger-esque wasteland of fetishes, conspiracy theories, and Crockpot recipes. For every research site, every safe chat room for kids to hang out, and every scanned painting of...