Lethal Threat Jester Face Mask$14.99
I was riding my motorcycle with my Jester Neoprene Face Mask and I saw my uncle Chester. I was happy to see him because it had been many years. Uncle Chester went to the poky because he was a child molester....but not with me....My sister.
I said, "Hi uncle Chester" and he said "Hi Jester" and it was just a great moment. I said, " I don't mean to pester but are you still a molester." He just laughed and said "No, I am a Biker face mask tester" which was great because I was wearing a Lethal Threat Jester Neoprene Face Mask, so we had a lot to talk about.
He told me that Aunt Ester had left him and married a guy that looks like Uncle Fester from the Adams family. He had already moved on with another lady who was pregnant and in her third Trimester.
He asked about my sister and I said that she was back in college finishing up her last semester. He asked about me and I said I am the world's worst Investor.
(OK, the story is weak! But you try to make a story like this rhyme.)
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<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>