Buy this Knight Neoprene Face Mask to wear in your next Monty Python play. We have provided you with the lines for your part:
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say "Ni"!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: The Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
- Neoprene material is wind and water resistant
- Works great under a helmet, goggles or alone
- Hook and loop closure is adjustable
- One size fits most
- Reversible to solid black side
- Water resistant
- Model: WNFM0696
- Reversible to solid black material
- Velcro closure
- Wearable with goggles
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
