Knight Neoprene Face Mask

$12.50

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knight-neoprene-face-maskBuy this Knight Neoprene Face Mask to wear in your next Monty Python play. We have provided you with the lines for your part:

Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say "Ni"!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: The Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knights of the Neoprene Face Mask: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

  • Neoprene material is wind and water resistant
  • Works great under a helmet, goggles or alone
  • Hook and loop closure is adjustable
  • One size fits most
  • Reversible to solid black side

Details

Global Trade Item Number
690443883898
Manufacturer Part Number
FMR03
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li>Water resistant</li>

<li>Model: WNFM0696</li>
<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Velcro closure</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Climate Protection</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>
</ul>
Width
1.00
Height
1.00
Depth
1.00