Home of the Brave Shorty Motorcycle Helmet
Do you think the Chinese sweat shop workers thinks it's weird making USA Home of the Brave Motorcycle Helmets?
Why is this Home of the Brave Shorty Motorcycle Helmet so special? Because it is bringing food and shelter to thousands of Chinese workers who might otherwise be plotting the destruction of America Right now. Buying this motorcycle helmet is not only patriotic, but it is 中国天主教爱国会....That is how you spell patriotic in Chinese. How did I know that, because I used Google and by you purchasing this helmet, you are keeping the Chinese away from hacking Google and bringing down the internet as we know it.
But this Motorcycle Helmet for America!!!! Obama is counting on you!!!
Motorcycle Helmet Visors are also available for all 100/200 Series Helmets. See theShorty Shield listing for price information.
- Certification: D.O.T.
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs
- Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in
- Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in
- Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in