Blue Skull Neoprene Half Face Mask

UPC:
6.90444E+11
$10.00

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Description

Friends, there are those among us who would steal our very livelihoods. And those people need to learn a harsh lesson. I speak, of course, of children.



For it is children, friends, who claim to be the future. I argue that, instead, they are in the way of the future. For it is children that live off of us, demanding money, taking it out of our mouths, all for what? To keep up with their friends? To prove how they are better than us? Those tiny so-and-so’s aren’t better than us. Friends, I’ll say it, and say it openly. Children are no better than Josef Stalin.



That’s why I’m so glad the patriots at Iron Horse Helmets have created this shocking 1/2 Blue Skull Neoprene Face Mask. It will teach them, early on, that Mom and Dad’s motorcycle is not a toy, or if it is, it is just a toy for grownups. And when they reach the teenage years, they won’t be begging for their own 1/2 Blue Skull Neoprene Facemask, friends, they’ll be cowering in a fear they cannot explain every time they hear a motorcycle. And think of the benefits! No worries about them dating. No costly insurance bills. No concerns about them hanging out with the wrong crowd (like you). You’ll have a responsible citizen that has to work a job just to meet people. And that’s the way it should be!

So, I urge you, take control of the future with a 1/2 Blue Skull Biker Mask. Before it’s too late.



Blue Neoprene skull facemasks features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Blue Skull Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.

 

Half  Blue Skull Neoprene Face Mask

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Warranty Information

  • Water resistant
  • Model: WNFM024H
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
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