Goon Neoprene Face Mask

$10.00

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Features

green-goon-face-maskThis Goon Neoprene Face Mask is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie. As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this Goon Neoprene Face Mask rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the Goon Neoprene Face Mask:
- Water resistant
- Reversible to solid black materia
- This muther looks awesome
- Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this Goon Neoprene Face Mask, all purchases could be subjected to a quiz to determine your level of badass-ity.

The price of the Goon Neoprene Face Mask is firm: $9.99 or 1,000 Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli or a framed & signed photo of Betty White.

Details

Global Trade Item Number
690443880194
Manufacturer Part Number
FMG05
Warranty Information
<ul>
<li>Water resistant</li>

<li>Model: SFAGOO</li>
<li>Reversible to solid black material</li>
<li>Velcro closure</li>
<li>Wearable with goggles</li>
<li>One size fits most</li>
<li>Climate Protection</li>
<li>Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth</li>
</ul>
Width
1.00
Height
1.00
Depth
1.00