Glow Galleon Skull Neoprene Face Mask



Glow Galleon Skull is fun. He’s so much fun. He’s more fun than almost anything! We can’t think of anything specific, but if you can, trust us, he’ll be more fun than that, easily. Glow Galleon Skull Neoprene Face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.

1.Glow Galleon Skulls A bastard modifier. A person exhibiting especially abhorrent levels of bastardry is known as a "Glow Galleon Skull bastard." Alternately, for a milder offense, the term "Glow Galleon Skull" can be used independently of bastard. Do you know where Jared is? Next time you see him, tell that Glow Galleon Skull bastard I'm going to tear out his scrotum for knocking up my sister.

Timmy's the kind of lazy Glow Galleon Skull that leaves half a sheet of toilet paper on the roll just so he doesn't have to replace it with a new one.


2. Glow Galleon Skulls A douchebag that sleeps with his ex girlfriends cousin and doesn't think anything of it. Glow Galleon Skulls usually have no job, no car, and sleep on peoples couches for 4 months at a time. They also tend to have wide nostrals, a pointy nose, and a lack of chin. Beware; Glow Galleon Skulls love to cheat. Stay away from any Glow Galleon Skulls you know...they may be contagious.

Eric L: What, I never did that. (knowing he's lying)


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Warranty Information

  • Water resistant
  • Model: WNFM046
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
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