You Starin’ At Somethin’, Punk?
Incidentally Most Bikers We’ve Met Have Been Really Nice Guys.
It ain’t a weekend thing. It’s a lifestyle.
You see them weekend warriors on their Motorcycles, talking about paint jobs and stickers. They got too much machine, they’re just too dumb to know it. Hey, just cause you can ride a bike, that don’t make you a biker. You know what makes you a biker? I’ll tell you, and it ain’t that little horn. Even though I love that little horn. squa-onk squa-onk! Love that so much.
What makes a biker? A Black Flame Motorcycle Helmet. You ain’t gonna see a biker under a bridge waiting for the rain to blow over. You ain’t gonna see a biker in a pickup truck with his old lady while his hog’s tied down in the bed. Not unless you also see blood everywhere and a leg in the gun rack. Because that’s the only way somebody’s gonna get me off my ride. By force.
You wanna have some fun, hey, it don’t bother me none. Do your own thing, Easy Rider. Long as you stay outta my way on the road, we ain’t never gonna have no trouble. But I ain’t no schoolteacher. You wanna ride with me? You better have what it takes and a place to put it.
That’s why I have this Black Flame Motorcycle Helmet. It’s where I put what it takes. You got a problem with that?
Wear this Motorcycle Helmet: and don’t ever wash it. Helmet like this, it has to carry history.
Don’t wear this Motorcycle Helmet: your very first day in prison. So many, many reasons why that would be a bad idea.
This Motorcycle Helmet tells the world: “That noise you hear’s no joke. It’s down there in my spokes. The ace of spades. The ace of spades.”
We call this color Gloss Black, Flat Black or Matt Black - it depends who you ask.
Incidentally Most Bikers We’ve Met Have Been Really Nice Guys.
It ain’t a weekend thing. It’s a lifestyle.
You see them weekend warriors on their Motorcycles, talking about paint jobs and stickers. They got too much machine, they’re just too dumb to know it. Hey, just cause you can ride a bike, that don’t make you a biker. You know what makes you a biker? I’ll tell you, and it ain’t that little horn. Even though I love that little horn. squa-onk squa-onk! Love that so much.
What makes a biker? A Black Flame Motorcycle Helmet. You ain’t gonna see a biker under a bridge waiting for the rain to blow over. You ain’t gonna see a biker in a pickup truck with his old lady while his hog’s tied down in the bed. Not unless you also see blood everywhere and a leg in the gun rack. Because that’s the only way somebody’s gonna get me off my ride. By force.
You wanna have some fun, hey, it don’t bother me none. Do your own thing, Easy Rider. Long as you stay outta my way on the road, we ain’t never gonna have no trouble. But I ain’t no schoolteacher. You wanna ride with me? You better have what it takes and a place to put it.
That’s why I have this Black Flame Motorcycle Helmet. It’s where I put what it takes. You got a problem with that?
Wear this Motorcycle Helmet: and don’t ever wash it. Helmet like this, it has to carry history.
Don’t wear this Motorcycle Helmet: your very first day in prison. So many, many reasons why that would be a bad idea.
This Motorcycle Helmet tells the world: “That noise you hear’s no joke. It’s down there in my spokes. The ace of spades. The ace of spades.”
We call this color Gloss Black, Flat Black or Matt Black - it depends who you ask.
- Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
- Traditional styling
- D-ring closure
- One-year warranty
- Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
- Sun visor
- High Gloss finish
- Shorty Visor
Shorty shields are also available for all Shorty Series Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.
Available in all sizes XS-XXL.
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- Certification: DOT
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs
- Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in
- Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in
- Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in
