DOT Chrome Shorty Motorcycle Helmet
This Motorcycle Helmet has chrome on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the Chrome Motorcycle Helmet would properly cover my head, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the motorcycle helmet on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the chrome on my motorcycle helmet that I am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘have fun’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a Chrome Motorcycle Helmet on shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my face would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear an aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked my chrome motorcycle helmet. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Chrome Motorcycle Helmet.
Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
Real Chrome finish
Shorty shields are also available for all 100/200 Series Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.
- Certification: DOT
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
- Weight: 924g, 2.06lbs
- Side to Side Length: 23.3cm, 9.25in
- Front to Back Length: 28.7cm, 11.75in
- Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in