DOT Chrome Shorty Motorcycle Helmet

This Motorcycle Helmet has chrome on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the Chrome Motorcycle Helmet would properly cover my head, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the motorcycle helmet on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the chrome on my motorcycle helmet that I am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘have fun’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a Chrome Motorcycle Helmet on shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my face would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear an aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked my chrome motorcycle helmet. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Chrome Motorcycle Helmet.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Traditional styling
• D-ring closure
• One-year warranty
• Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Sun visor
• Real Chrome finish
• steel rivets

Shorty shields are also available for all 100/200 Series Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.