Crash Dummy Neoprene Face Mask
Safety? On a motorcycle!? You've got to be joking. Have you ever seen a test dummy on a motorcycle? Or, should I ask, come off of a motorcycle?
Imagine the looks you will receive as you drive down the street with this crash test dummy neoprene face mask covering you. People will think that you are a master escape artist and that you just escaped from the institute for insurance safety. They might say "Hey, Catch that dummy!"
Seriously, imagine the giggle the police and EMS workers will have when they show up to your wreck site. You will be lying there on the ground, half dead from the wreck with that 95 year old driver who claims she did not see you when she really should not be on the road in the first place. The EMS worker looks down and sees you lying there, not moving, with this neoprene crash test face mask covering your expressionless face. Freaking Hilarious.
- Water resistant
- Model: WNFM060
- Reversible to solid black material
- Velcro closure
- Wearable with goggles
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth