Claw Balaclava
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- FMW19
Description
Hello Mother, Hello Father (A Letter From Bootcamp)
Hello Mother, hello Feather
Here I am at Camp Claw Balaclava
Claw Balaclava aren't very good for running
From a bear who wants to eat your face off.
I went swimming in the river
It was real cold, and I shivered
I put my Claw Balaclava on, which was a mistake
Because you're not supposed to submerge them in water.
When it got dark out, we made a fire
Our need for S'mores was very dire
The flames went crazy, so I stomped them
And now I have third-degree burns.
Buy this Claw Balaclava, oh dearest Iron Horsers
Buy these Claw Balaclava, we'll flash our hooters
Don't make us keep writing this song ...
Warranty Information
- Claw Balaclava
- Nylon
- Fits snugly under helmets
- Withstands extreme weather conditions
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Lightweight and form fitting
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