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BoneYard German Red Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

  • Bone Yard German Novelty Motorcycle Helmet
  • Bone Yard German Novelty Motorcycle Helmet
  • Certification: NOVELTY
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
  • Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs
  • Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in
  • Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in
  • Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in

Product Description

German Novelty Motorcycle HelmetRemember when calling attention to nerdiness was a BAD thing?

Do kids not get swirlies anymore?

Congratulations, nerds. The geeks have inherited the earth, and now skinny, pale guys with thick black-framed glasses are all the rage. Which is Horrible and never would have happened back in the day.

See, whippersnappers, when WE were your age you got beat up by guys in German BoneYard Red Novelty Motorcycle Helmets for being a nerd. It was a horrid epithet spat from the mouths of jocks, hot girls, and bikers. You couldn’t just saunter around declaring your nerd-hood. You’d get punched, wedgied, purple nurpled, or something even worse.

And now you kids just walk around like it’s no big deal. You’re HAPPY to be nerds.

Take away those nerds' freedom and smash this German BoneYard Novelty Motorcycle Helmet on their head. They can’t be a nerd if they wear this Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell with German Styling.


  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • German styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Gloss Boneyard Red Finish


This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.