Always Ready Balaclava reminds us of other products that don't exist, but they should exist:
- aquarium that leaks when you don't feed your fish
- fridge that ejects all contents when the smell is too fetid
- phone that calls you when you haven't made a call for 2 days
- catapult that launches when it hasn't launched something for 5 minutes
- taco that eats itself when it hasn't been eaten for 3 seconds
- robot that breakdances when it hasn't been programmed to breakdance
- boomerang that doesn't come back
- Always Ready Balaclava
- Nylon
- Fits snugly under helmets
- Withstands extreme weather conditions
- One size fits most
- Climate Protection
- Lightweight and form fitting
