3/4 Shell Black DOT Motorcycle Helmet$45.00
People say to me, they say: “Francis, your life is passing you by. You spend all day on tha ... Read More
People say to me, they say: “Francis, your life is passing you by. You spend all day on that motorcycle with that 3/4 Shell Motorcycle Helmet covering your ears, listening to who-knows-what, and all the while real life is leav- Francis? Hey, Francis. Francis, can you even hear me? FRANCIS. FRANCIS.”
At this, I usually just look up and shrug, pointing at my black motorcycle helmet, as if to say, “sorry, I can’t hear you; I’ve got a Rodia Motorcycle Helmet covering my ears.”
I’m sure these busybody buttinski types suppose they’ve got my best interests in mind. I’m sure they think they’re being helpful. But you know what? So do door-to-door proselytizers. The fact is, if your life was as much of a drag as mine is, you’d want it “passing you by” too.
I’m sorry, but with my bad looks, my bad luck, my crummy job and my bleak prospects, the only way I can get through the day is with a constant dose of motorcycle noise. My brain is taking cover between the plush black interior. That’s my routine, every day, from first thing in the morning to last thing at night—and I’m sticking to it until the time finally comes when I get to take off my motorcycle helmet to say “Doc, you know not to resuscitate me, right?”
Available in all sizes XS-XXL. Please refer to the Size Chart page for your size.
*Fiberglass Composite Co-Weave Shell.
*3-Snap Sun Visor.
*Plush Black Interior.
*Double D-Ring Retention System.
*Suggested Retail Price $69.95 US.
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<li> <strong>Certification:</strong> DOT<br>
<li><strong>Sizes:</strong> XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL<br>
<li><strong>Weight:</strong> 924g, 2.06lbs<br>
<li><strong>Side to Side Length:</strong> 23.3cm, 9.25in<br>
<li><strong>Front to Back Length:</strong> 28.7cm, 11.75in<br>
<li><strong>Padding Thickness:</strong> 2.54cm, 1in </li>