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Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask

  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask
  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask Front
  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask Side
  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask Left Side
  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask Right Side
  • Rat Fink Neoprene Face Mask Mouth
  • Rat Fink Mask Customer Photo
  • Water resistant
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
Price:
$10.00


Product Description

www.ironhorsehelmets.com-0163.jpgRat Fink is fun. He’s so much fun. He’s more fun than almost anything! We can’t think of anything specific, but if you can, trust us, he’ll be more fun than that, easily. Rat Fink Neoprene Face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.


1.ratfink A bastard modifier. A person exhibiting especially abhorrent levels of bastardry is known as a "ratfink bastard." Alternately, for a milder offense, the term "ratfink" can be used independently of bastard. Do you know where Jared is? Next time you see him, tell that ratfink bastard I'm going to tear out his scrotum for knocking up my sister.

Timmy's the kind of lazy ratfink that leaves half a sheet of toilet paper on the roll just so he doesn't have to replace it with a new one.

 


2. Ratfink A douchebag that sleeps with his ex girlfriends cousin and doesn't think anything of it. Ratfinks usually have no job, no car, and sleep on peoples couches for 4 months at a time. They also tend to have wide nostrals, a pointy nose, and a lack of chin. Beware; ratfinks love to cheat. Stay away from any ratfinks you know...they may be contagious.


Eric L: What, I never did that. (knowing he's lying)


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