There was a time when the Jockey Flat Black Novelty Motorcycle Helmet would be considered cutting edge, but no more!
Everyone in “the biz” is talking in safety dimensions now. They’re talking “z-axis” and “long depth” and “DOT”. Those big corporations would give ANYTHING to make you buy a new motorcycle helmet right after you bought that new motorcycle helmet to replace the motorcycle helmet that worked perfectly well but didn’t have the up to date safety rating. And doesn’t that seem like a rip off? Especially in these cruel and bitter economic times?
That’s exactly why you should buy a plain ‘ol wholesome Flat Black Novelty Jockey Motorcycle Helmet. To teach those jerkfaces a lesson. This Motorcycle Helmet's a perfectly fine way to enjoy a ride, It has a fiberglass shell and a metal quick release.
Don’t take the plunge! Don’t be a sucker! Jockey Flat Black Novelty Motorcycle Helmet and bide your time. Because we all know, in a few years, we’ll have those fancy-schmancy motorcycle helmets. And then who’ll be looking hyper-stupid for waiting around?
This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.