Yes, all Lethal Threat Neon Skull Neoprene Facemasks are created equal.
Wait. Well, within reason.
Hey there; how are you? Iron Horse Helmets here. Look, we're going to level with you. You're our favorite customer. That's right. YOU. That's why we made this special page just for you. Literally no one else will see this. Wait, what are you doing?!
Okay, we made it pop up on the other screen because YOU were still looking at it, so no harm no foul. But don't do that any- Hey!
Okay, we had to show that other person, but ONLY because you spilled the secret and we had to cover up any discrepancies. Now will you settle down and let us impart some knowledge on your skull? Here's the deal with Lethal Threat Neon Skull Neoprene Face Mask:
They're ALL the same.
Literally. That $20 Lethal Threat Neon Skull Neoprene Facemask on that other site? No different than our Lethal Threat Neon Skull Neoprene Facemask. Because if a neoprene face mask is made to Lethal Threats specifications, it literally can't have neoprene degradation. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you an overpriced facemask. But not us! We're hooking you up with same-as-everywhere-else-quality Lethal Threat Neon Skull Neoprene Face Masks for a great price because we like you and we know you're no sucker. So if you want a water resistant neoprene face mask for riding your motorcycle or robbing your corner store, then THIS is the appropriately-priced Facemask for you!
But if you find them cheaper somewhere else, it's probably crappy with cheap neoprene and crappy paint. Yeah. These are much higher quality than anything you might find at a lower price.