Dear Iron Horse Helmets Customer-
What makes our Lethal Threat Gangster NeoDanna so much more special than other NeoDannas? Aside from the awesome waterproof neoprene that covers your mouth section. I tell you that it is an amazing biker accessory. It does not slice, dice or julienne, but it does have one other amazing feature: It acts as Ninja repellent. Take a look at the photos. Go on, look. Not one ninja anywhere. Are those pesky ninjas always in the bushes, trying to assassinate you? Then this my friend is the NeoDanna for you.
Oh, but I hear your argument already, they are "ninjas", they wouldn't show up on film. Well I used a high speed camera and at the time there was minimal cloud cover, so I think it's safe to say that if anyone could capture the fleeting essence of a ninja mid-attack, it's my little Cannon 60D.
But I digress. After attaining this Lethal Threat Gangster NeoDanna and wearing it within the confines of your motorcycle, you can breathe a weary sigh of contentment as you can watch the ninjas curse at you from the sidewalk as you safely cruse by them. Where at its conclusion you can stand, turn to like Russel Crowe as Maximus the Roman gladiator and scream at the unwashed and fetid masses "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????"
Let me know, I will even put it in the envelope for you. Good luck, first come, first safe from ninjas.