Groom- I john, promise you Sandy to love as much as My Lethal Threat Flame Skull Neoprene Face Mask. I will love you through your bad or good health. I promise you that I will try to eat what you will cook. I will try whole heartedly to bear your parents in my house.
Bride- I, Sandy, promise to love you forever from this moment. I will love you even when you wear that stupid Lethal Threat Biker Mask to bed. I promise you that I will try to make up with your mother, even though it is her fault.