We're all motorcycle helmet lovers. Snobby, snobby motorcycle helmet lovers. The kind of motorcycle helmet lovers who make fun of other motorcycle helmets. The kind of lifestylers that work very hard to stay on the cutting edge of cool. That is why we won't be seen in any novelty helmet except this Jockey Lotus Novelty Motorcycle Helmet. We don't want anyone to judge us while we are judging them.

But, if they do judge me the will fail miserably in comparison. For I wear this Lotus motorcycle helmet so I am on the cutting edge of fashion. It also helps that the helmet has a steel quick release so I can put it on quick when I want to be seen. DOT approval? I don't need that, that's not cool...I can't look like a mushroom head while guys are picking me up. 

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

• Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
• Jockey/Polo styling
• Quick Release closure
• One-year warranty
• Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
• Steel Rivets
• Gloss Black Finish

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.