"Look, before the needle touches your skin, I just want to be absolutely sure: do you really want to tattoo your face like the Hell Hound Neoprene Face Mask?"

"Yes! I've thought it through, I'm over 21, I can pay good money, and I want to tattoo my face just like the Helmet Hound Biker Mask."

"I know, I know, the Hell Hound Face Mask looks great... I'm just saying, tattoos are for life. So if you have any doubt, any doubt at all, like maybe that someday a better face mask might come along-"

"A better face mask? No way. How could you possibly improve on a Neoprene Mask that keeps your face toasty and warm? You're a great tattoo artist, but you'd never make it in the motorcycle biz."

"Fine. It's your skin. Do you want me to keep the same colors as the face mask?"

"Surprise me."

"OK. And where do you want me to start?"

"Right here."

"Uh, I'm sorry, but we don't tattoo there. That area is way too sensitive."

"Aw, come on! Where else could possibly be more appropriate for a tattoo of a Hell Hound Neoprene Face Mask?"