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Clown Neoprene Half Face Mask

  • 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask
  • 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask Side
  • 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask Left Side
  • 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask Right Side
  • Clown Half Neoprene Face Mask
  • Image 6
  • Water resistant
  • Reversible to solid black material
  • Velcro closure
  • Wearable with goggles
  • One size fits most
  • Climate Protection
  • Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth
Price:
$10.00
Current Stock:
49


Product Description

Half Clown Neoprene Face MaskA dark shadow wanders the earth. Warrior? Thief? That’s just semantics. As long as he wears his Neoprene Mask. 

“Norman! Norman, come out here!”

“What? Jeesum Crow, you think a ninja’d know how to be quiet once in a while when a man’s trying to take a dum- hey, is that our boy on the TV? Is he talking about his 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask? Ha, ha! Look at him! Look at him on the TV!”

“Sit down, Norman, and hand me that blank tape. I want to keep a copy of this.”

“Well, well. Our boy, a ninja television star. I guess the Dark High Master will forgive him for being seen just this once. Hey, what’s he jabbering’ about, anyway? He assassinate some archduke? That’s my boy, huh, baby? Just like his old man! What’s he saying’, hey, turn it up, will you?”

Those facemasks are of the Zan Clan, a clan of ninja so stealthy, so mysterious-

“Oh! Oh, Norman! He’s giving away all our secrets! The secrets of how the Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant!”

“That boy! That accursed boy! He always was a failure!”

“Norman! What if he tells people about the way the Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without, one size fits most, and more!”

“That boy! That boy! He’s such a little sneak! Which is normally a good thing in a ninja, but not right now! I’m getting my belt.”

“Now, Norman, don’t do anything rash here, he’s only thirty-six, maybe it’s just a phase…”

“I’ll phase him!

“Norman! Listen, Norman! Listen! Did you hear? He kept our secrets, Norman! He kept our secrets!”

“I heard, baby. I heard. What a good boy we raised. Hey, I got an idea. Tonight, let’s you and me ride our motorcycles with our biker face masks and then head over to tell the kid congratulations.”

“I’ll get my purse and 1/2 Clown Neoprene Face Mask.”

“Heh. Look at him, showing off on the t.v. like that. Just like his old man, really. You go, kid. Way to ninja. Baby? Baby, tell the truth, you ain’t never seen a ninja with a nice facemask, right? That’s my boy. That’s my boy.”

Half Clown Neoprene face mask features full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Clown patterns are reversible to solid black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.


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