Everybody knows the Black Vented Motorcycle Helmet is great for riding on a motorcycle. But did you know its fiberglass flavor can also spice up your Thanksgiving table? Clip and save these recipes for next year.
Sweet Potato Surprise
Whip 3 large sweet potatoes and 2 cups of mayonnaise until creamy. Spread mixture evenly all over the gloss black finish. Imagine your guests’ surprise when they see how you’ve ruined a perfectly good motorcycle helmet. Garnish with radish roses.
E-Z Thanksgiving Turkey
Preheat oven to 450 F. Bake motorcycle helmet for 45 minutes, or until your house is choked with noxious fumes, or until oven explodes, causing multiple injuries. Check into hospital. They’re probably serving turkey.
Motorcycle Helmet Pumpkin Pie
Mix one can of pumpkin pie filling, 1 tsp allspice, 1 tsp cinnamon, and 3/4 cup granulated sugar. Cram as much as you can fit inside the Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior. Serve with straws.
Brussels Sprouts a la Motorcycle Helmet
Finely mince 2 dozen Brussels sprouts. Then throw them all away because Brussels sprouts are disgusting. Take your new motorcycle helmet out for a test ride instead. The rich breeze of its double air vents will nourish your soul, at least.
Shorty shields are also available for all Shorty Series Helmets. See the Shorty Shield listing for price information.
Available in all sizes XS-XXL.