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DOT Certified Maple Camo Kids MX Motocross Helmet - Motorcycle ATV Helmet

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  • Certification: DOT
  • Sizes: S, M, L
  • Weight: 1046g, 2.5lbs
  • Dimensions: 14x28x11
  • Padding Thickness: 2.54cm, 1in
Price:
$65.00


Product Description

My son… Wait, is this thing working? Mildred, how do I know the voice recorder on this thing is… Oh, hold on. It is working. I SAID IT IS WORKING! Sorry about that, boy. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.

My son. I am your old man. FATHER. I meant “father”. I hope this voice memo on this mp3 player finds you well and not, you know, a slave to some kind of strange lizard people or something. Your mother and I are awful sorry that we couldn’t put something fancier, like crystals, in the rocket we built you, but we had to work with what we had. Heck, if this contraption even gets off the ground, it’ll be a miracle. With everyone talking about how, sooner or later, we humans were going to destroy ourselves, though, we’d thought we’d be a little more proactive than those folks in the comic books and get you off the planet pronto.

Anyway, here in this ship are the last artifacts of your home planet. There’s the media player you have in your hand that we’ve filled with music and tv shows and such. There’s a tent, too, which we thought you might be able to escape to if you need some alone time. A few “gentlemen’s magazines” – you’ll know what to do with those when you’re a little older, heh heh. And, to make your ride into the unknown vastness of space a little safer, we installed this KIDS Green Camo MX HELMET.

You probably won’t remember much of the trip, but just know that you traveled in style, young man. Just look at that luxuriously soft Light weight aerodynamic thermoplastic alley shell. The Removable and washable soft comfort-fit liner will really help if it gets messy. Hopefully, the kindly couple who finds you in a field will appreciate the UV protective clear coat paint. Well, Earth pounds, anyway. Heck, its even got a Padded D-ring retention system in it! Don’t let any of those strange aliens ever tell you that your planet was primitive, son, ‘cause that right there is pretty advanced.


Well, I guess that’s about it, Junior. Countdown starts pretty soon. Let’s see. What am I leaving out? Oh, your mom and I love you very much. And try to be one of the good guys on your planet. Oh, I forgot to mention the red blanket your mother threw in there. When you’re old enough, you might want to wear that around your neck. It might impress the natives.

Maple CAMO MX
*Youth Helmet
*Meets or exceeds DOT standards
*Light weight aerodynamic thermoplastic alley shell
*Removable and washable soft comfort-fit liner
*UV protective clear coat paint
*fixed goggle strap locator
*Padded D-ring retention system
*Chrome chin ventilation

A great children's DOT motocross helmet in features, shell design, comfort, and graphics. This helmet by helmet manufacturer CALIBER HELMETS has many advanced features all while meeting the strict DOT regulations. This helmet includes a chrome chin vent and a removable/washable comfort liner. 

 

Child Inches CM

S
M
L


19.15 - 19.50 in.
20.10 - 20.45 in.
20.87 - 21.23 in.


49-50 cm
51-52 cm
53-54 cm