All the cool kids are going “micro” or “lo-fi” these days. Why go out and buy a guitar when you can create music on a Game Boy? Why slave for months, even years, writing some 1,500 page novel when you can write TwitFic in 140 characters or less? Why go out and buy a super expensive motorcycle helmet with safety galore when you can get a Novelty Classic Chrome Motorcycle Helmet for only 50 bucks?
Think of this as an opportunity to fully explore the daredevil motorcycle rider within you! With this Novelty Classic Chrome Motorcycle Helmet constantly on your head via the built-in metal quick release clip, the world around you will be yours to ride in fashion. Chrome Finish? PSHAW. All you’ll need is this chromed finish motorcycle helmet to bring the motorcycle world to its knees with your cool-genius. Those other riders will get sore necks, but not you. Not unless you are a weakling who can’t hold 1.3 lbs on your head!
This is not a D.O.T. Certified Motorcycle Helmet.