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Carbon Fiber Look Polo Novelty Motorcycle Helmet

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  • Certification: NOVELTY
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
  • Weight: 624g, 1.6lbs
  • Side to Side Length: 23cm, 9.1in
  • Front to Back Length: 28cm, 11in
  • Padding Thickness: .3cm, .16in
Price:
$50.00


Product Description

Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell sang a song that has nothing to do with this Polo Motorcycle Helmet.  Those two cats sang a song called "Ain't Nothing like the Real Thing."

 

The Polo Carbon Look Novelty Motorcycle Helmet is not the real thing.  It is the real fake thing.  It is not real carbon fiber.  If you thought it was real, you should look at the price.  A real carbon motorcycle helmet would cost over $100.  This is dipped in a tank to make it look real. 

 

Can I tell the difference?  Yes, but I work with motorcycle helmets all day.  Will you be able to tell the difference between real and fake carbon fiber?  Probably not!

 

We would like to sing a song we wrote about this Polo Motorcycle Helmet:

 

 

Ain't nothing like the fake thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the fake thing
Ain't nothing like the fake thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the fake German carbon fiber motorcycle helmet

I got your picture hangin' on the wall
It can't see or come to me when I call your name
I realize it's just a picture in a frame

I read your letters when you're not near
But they don't move me
And they don't groove me like when I hear
Your sweet voice whispering in my ear

Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

I play the game, a fantasy
I pretend I'm not in reality
I need the shelter of your arms to comfort me

No other sound is quite the same as your name
No touch can do half as much to make me feel better
So let's stay together

I got some memories to look back on
And though they help me when you phone
I'm well aware nothing can take the place of being there

So let me get the fake carbon fiber motorcycle helmet
So let me get the fake carbon fiber motorcycle helmet
Ain't nothing like the fake thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the fake thing
Ain't nothing like the fake thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the fake thing 

 

  • Lightweight, composite fiberglass shell
  • Polo styling
  • Quick Release closure
  • One-year warranty
  • Minimal Plush Moisture Absorbent Interior
  • Steel Rivets
  • Gloss Carbon Fiber Finish

 

This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.