This is my Jockey BoneYard Silver Novelty Motorcycle Helmet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my Motorcycle Helmet . I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my Motorcycle Helmet is useless. Without my Motorcycle Helmet, I am useless. I must ride my motorcycle true. I must ride straighter than the semi trucker who is trying to kill me. I must avoid him before he hits me. I will. My Motorcycle Helmet and I know that what counts on the road are not the bugs we splatter, the noise of our pipes, or the smoke we make. We know that it is how cool we look that count. We will look cool.
My BoneYard Silver Novelty Motorcycle Helmet is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its .44cm padding and its fiberglass shell. I will keep my motorcycle helmet clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My Motorcycle Helmet and I are the defenders of my motorcycle. We are the masters the highway. We are the saviors of my life.
This is not a D.O.T. Certified helmet.