Man, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of driving a long stretch of American interstate highway with the wind in your face, is there? Picture it: You’re free, man, out on the road, singing along to some old tune, with your hands on the bars and the wind in your hair. Weather permitting. And assuming you’re not wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Only one problem with this scenario: If you’ve ever actually road-tripped across this great land of ours, you know that you are going to have thousands of bugs in your teeth. Terrible. I mean, how can so many bugs still exist after I have swallowed thousands of them?
Fortunately, you can now ride without getting any bugs in your teeth, even if your route takes you through the seat of some of the worst insect lands in the land. (We’re not naming names, but it rhymes with Schmindiana.) It just takes a little stage-managing, that’s all.
First, you’re going to need the Black NeoDanna. The Black Neodanna is a revolutionary item with multiple features. Our 100% cotton bandanna is combined with a neoprene face mask to ensure full coverage of the face and neck, providing a comfortable light-weight fit. The neoprene section covers the cheeks, nose & mouth, while the bandanna is easily adjusted with a Velcro closure. Ideal for wind and dust protection in both warm and cold weather settings.
There—now you’re no longer at the mercy of whatever insects are washing around on the highway. Never again will you have to taste that Diptera or that Lepidoptera (that’s right, were using proper names just so we can use big words).