Women's Skull Butterfly Neoprene Face Mask

Water resistent Reversible to solid black material Velcro closure Wearable with goggles One size fits most Climate Protection Vent Holes at Ear and Mouth

It’s tough being a skull butterfly on this facemask, you know?

I’ve been on thi biker mask since I was a larva, yo.

My boys call me Chisel, and thug life is just in my blood. I got this ink across my chest: “Lepidoptera 4 Life.” I straight eat LEAVES, son. All day every day like it ain’t no thing. That’s how I roll, and that’s how I wound up on this Neoprene Face Mask.

I mean, coming from the mean streets of that daffodil garden back there, Facemask life ain’t nothing for me. I got all the motorcycle rides I want, the gigantic Human puts me on her face every couple a days, and I don’t have to worry about no ants or spiders on this biker mask.

The only real problem is the gangs. I can’t go to that side of the face mask, that’s claimed by the Wooly Bears. See that dead pill bug? I think the warden threw it in here to send us a message, but the Gypsy Moths claimed it as turf right away. Those guys are nutjobs, man. They’ll stab you just for ambling by.

Me? Holmes you only gotta take one look to know I’m claiming Inchworm, baby! We do things Inchy Squinchy style in my hood, you know? But I try to lay low in here, man. You don’t need to be makin’ no enemies, know what I’m saying’? I saw one guy get the ol’ Hymenoptera Neck Tie right in his own cocoon. Poor fool was sleeping off a milkweed bender and never saw it coming. This place can eat you alive if you’re not careful, man.

I’m up for parole in three weeks. I’m hoping to pupate and get an early release; it’s gonna be tough on the outside not to fall into my old habits, though. I’m working on some rehabilitation programs, and I’m developing some job skills to be a productive member of society if they let me out. Truth is I grew up on the streets, but I don’t want to die there. I want to be a productive member of Women's Skull Butterfly Neoprene Face Mask society.

Women's Skull Butterfly Neoprene Facemasks feature full coverage of the face and ears. Stretchy neoprene material is warm and water resistant. Patterns are reversible from white to black material. Velcro closure ensures great fit with goggles, with a helmet or without. One size fits most.

Price: $9.99

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